When is the Road the Ditch and the Ditch the Road?

In my days as a Police Officer I had to give evidence in court many times. The first thing that happened when you entered the ‘witness box’ was to give an ‘oath’, “I swear by Almighty God that the evidence I shall give, shall be The Truth, The Whole Truth and nothing but The Truth

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